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Report: Getting Out Of Bed In Morning Sharply Increases Risk Of Things Getting Even Worse

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Report: Getting Out Of Bed In Morning Sharply Increases Risk Of Things Getting Even Worse
WASHINGTON—According to a report published Thursday in the Journal Of Applied Psychology, the act of getting out of bed in the morning dramatically increases the risk of things becoming even worse. “No matter how bad things were upon waking up, the very moment our trial subjects pulled off the covers and stepped out of bed, things spiraled even further downward for them in roughly 92 percent of all cases,” said lead researcher Alison Chaudhary, who added that her research team observed no instances in which rising from one’s bed and beginning to go about one’s day improved things for any...
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