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28 Santas more terrifying than a stranger climbing down your chimney in the middle of the night. »

Don't worry, apathetic little girl! I HAVE ENOUGH CHEER FOR BOTH OF US! HOHOHOHOHO!It's always unnerving to voluntarily seat your child on an obese stranger's lap, no matter how much mall security assures you of a clean background check. But these Santas seem to go that extra yard to be a parent's worst nightmare — and make the children wish they were born Jewish. Thank God Jesus isn't around to see these bearded weirdos — it would totally ruin his birthday. Source Main page (current trends)