My Kid's Insane Christmas Wish List, Annotated »

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When I was a kid, I would dream up completely insane presents to put on my Christmas wish list--shit that no parent could ever possibly afford and no child could ever possibly deserve. And every year, my parents would tell me before Christmas that I would NOT be getting the little race car I saw on the Obstacle Course round of Double Dare. They would sit me down and explain that Santa wasn't a Formula One mechanic and that I shouldn't be a fucking idiot. Source Main page (current trends)

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